Choosing Hat Person in the Infernal Region
No one is interested in the digital confession booth the church has implemented in the infernal region. Even in the afterlife these entities are still bombarded with the half-wit guilt the church likes to weigh individuals down with. Much like the golden calf of old, there is now a new and also real being to worship; hat person. The infernal region can now move on from the crippling grip of the church and hat person will lead the upheaval.